For at least as long as I've been intelligent enough to comprehend nuance, Democrats have been stupid on abortion, and if we don't wake up and change our strategy immediately, we will have only ourselves to blame for creating the crises that set our national health care back fifty years.
Our mistakes have been many. First, we left it up to the Supreme Court to protect abortion, instead of winning the public debate and protecting the procedure through legislation, as should have been the case. Leaning on the crutch of Roe v. Wade (a bad ruling and an example of what happens when the Court decides to wing it) for 33 years has made us legally, morally, and rhetorically weak, and America's intelligence has suffered for it.
Now, perhaps by the grace of God, the good state of South Dakota has passed a CRAZY law (yes, in caps!) that tempts our now conservative Court to do what it should probably do anyway: toss out an idiotic ruling. No doubt there will be much weeping and gnashing of teeth in the Union tonight. But tomorrow morning we have the responsibility to pick ourselves up by our bootstraps and finish off this culture war once and for all.
America is ripe for an intelligent public debate on the issue of abortion, if for no other reason than it has never been done, and personally, I'm convinced that in an intelligent public debate, Democrats will win handily. I offer my pointers for how to do this:
1. Admit that when we pulled our rhetoric out of a hat, pro-lifers got the better name. We need to abandon "pro-choice" and co-opt "pro-life." It's like that scene in Clear and Present Danger in which Jack Ryan advises the president, "If they ask if you and (corrupt friend of president) were friends, say 'No, we were good friends.' If they ask if you were good friends, say 'No, we were life-long friends.'" You diffuse your enemy by pretending his attack was your idea. Why are we so afraid to embrace the mantle of "pro-life"? Are we anti-life? No. So don't let the opposition paint us as such.
2. Admit that not all abortion is good or defensible. "Intact dilation and extraction" is a retarded linguistic attempt to sterilize a barbaric procedure that is in fact more accurately described as partial birth abortion. We cannot keep pretending that there's no difference between a day old zygote and a late term fetus nor that the difference between the late term fetus and a new born babe is so obvious. Abortion is a slippery slope. Rather than pretending we're on solid ground, let's put on our best hiking boots and climb the damn hill. There is no reason why a woman should have the right to a late term abortion short of a life-saving or health-preserving procedure. If we believe women are smart enough to make these choices for themselves (and I believe we do), then we should believe that they're smart enough to make the choice within six months of beginning a pregnancy. After six months, the choice has been made. Likewise, we should call Planned Parenthood on the carpet for atrocities like their tasteless and revolting "I had an abortion" t-shirt campaign. An abortion shouldn't be a badge of honor any more than it should be a scarlet letter. It is a morally complicated medical procedure. I'm for voluntary euthanasia for the terminally ill, but I wouldn't wear a t-shirt that said, "I put down my cancerous mother." I mean Jesus Christ already.
3. Frame the debate. Many abortions could be avoided if people were properly educated on contraceptives and insurers were required to cover them. We should campaign for awareness and responsibility and convince other pro-lifers to do the same.
4. It's economics stupid. This argument won't work for the hardcore anti-abortion advocates, but it can activate those who are basically pro-abortion rights but don't pay attention to the issue. Would voters rather pay for emergency contraceptives and first term abortions or pay to raise and educate an underprivileged child? If we frame publicly funded emergency contraceptives and first term abortions as a weapon against poverty, we can make voters care.
5. The big one: convince Americans that if Republicans keep the hill in 2006, all abortions will be banned by a constitutional amendment. Most Americans do not want all abortion outlawed (even those that think most abortions should be). If voters are made to feel like a vote for Republicans is a vote to amend the constitution, they'll think twice.
South Dakota may have done us a big favor here. We have an opportunity to finally get smart on abortion. Let's go out and make our case.



